Super Meat Boy 2 Player

I think you made a better game than Super Meatboy 2, based on the following:

Kongregate free online game Meat Boy - -Meat boy is Hard! -You can skip levels by pressing esc and exiting to the level menu. Play Meat Boy. Super Meat Boy is a tough as nails platformer where you play as an animated cube of meat who's trying to save his girlfriend (who happens to be made of bandages) from an evil fetus in a jar wearing a tux. Our meaty hero will leap from walls, over seas of buzz saws, through crumbling caves and pools of.

Super Meat Boy 2 Player

Humility: the author of Super Meatboy 2 is a pretentious fag who tricks retards into buying flash games they can play for free and then acts all high and mighty about it. He also made a blog post where he insulted several classic games that are far better than his unoriginal garbage.

This, on the other hand, is a tribute game. What's more humble than that?

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Gameplay: None of that sticking to walls crap, this is just straight-up old school platforming

Art: Super Meatboy 2 has a noisy, eye scorching, Newgrounds front page garbage artstyle. Again, this game comes out ahead, this time by virtue of its tasteful minimalism

Super meat boy 2 player

Feminism (It's 2016, people!): Bandage Womyn is an empowered female character. She DEMANDS that Meat-cuck COME TO HER RIGHT NOW. The aforementioned minimalist aesthetic precludes her objectification through the addition of tits, ass, etc. to her character. Bandage 'Girl' meekly pleads for her rescue at the hands of Machismoboy. She also has tits.

Difficulty: Super Meatboy 2 likes to claim that it is difficult, but it gives the player infinite lives, which is the exact opposite of actually being difficult. This game gives the player only one life, which causes him/her to cherish it (a la Nethack). The game doesn't even tell you when you have spent it, leaving you to either put two and two together and restart or stare at the screen like a retard for a few minutes

Achievement: The author apparently made this when he was 12. Edmund Mcmillen made Super Meat Boy when he was 30, and he had one other person helping him!